Oh..Everyone makes resolutions for a New year..I make mine too, just for myself..Now between you and me..Pssst!
Here is what is likely to be their fate!
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Resolutions | Second thoughts.. |
To walk daily mornings | Outside?..No compelling reason! (We have to go out to go to office anyway!) ..Inside the house?..To bathrooms and Kitchen…Oh, Yes! |
To reduce the weight/waist line | I will wear ‘lighter costumes’ …lighter in weight, I mean!... never check my weight on a machine again..till next year… Besides if I reduce my size, what happens to my present clothes..Buy again?...No way! |
Not to eat too many sweets and fried items.. | How will sweetmeat stall owners and bhajji-bondawllahs live?..C’mon. I can’t be so mean or selfish!...Live and Let live, yaar! |
To get my teeth checked by Dentist regularly | Only if it hurts and when it hurts..Otherwise his bill usually hurts more! |
Not to do Net surfing late at night | Then when…Day time, taking leave from Office? |
Not to blog about Politics or scams.. | It is politically correct to blog about scams, I believe.. |
Not to download movies from the Net | Why do we have an Internet connection then?.. ’Internally net ‘ the movies, is my mantra! |
And finally...Never to make any New year resolutions again.. | Yay! …Double thumbs –up! |
Care to join me in some more?
